Posts tagged ‘Humor’

August 20, 2015

Manhattan Hovels

by Firepower


[hat tip JS:]

All in fun. Don’t huff off madd…

Looks like it is true – from a real, live Man-Hattanite’s mansperience: Manhattan is the Land O’ The Pewr infested with colored filth for miles around. Just not from the 2nd floor up. It’s not Brazil, where crawling colored filth stink up the place a short trip across …

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June 12, 2015

TTITS: Bicycle Boi

by Firepower

Ah, yes. True Tales in the Street.

There once was this weird kid on my street who creeped everybody out – friends, family, guests, hot chicks and people of all ages who saw him – I mean everybody. He was a chubster – and Pugsley look-a-like; it became my nickname for him.

He’d ride his bike up and down, up and down and up the sidewalk, aimlessly for hours on end, furiously peddling nowhere, muttering to himself like an ADD Ritalin Ranger, sprinkling Creep Juice all over the pavement.

Up and down he went for years on end. No friends. Disturbed – like  ….

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April 8, 2015

Boston Bombah! ~ Liberals Are The Kind of People That…

by Politically Correct Liberal

Judge Jury & Execute threats to Kennedy City…


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March 30, 2015

Federal Judge Shooting

by Firepower

It seems Detroit’s “safe northern” suburb-type streets are also magnets for colored criminals: What the fuck else is there left to steal – and WHERE is it located?

It’s a good thing our Royal Judge is not above The Little People and lives among those poor Detroit coloreds and whites he rules over – and dispenses law equally to them. The Honorable Mr. Berg is a loyalist. To defend Holy†Diversity one simply must live in a $300,000 fixer-upper in an all-white hood…

I’ll bet ya it was two coloreds. If two moronic colored druggies can have at it…well – it’s a GOOD THING these Honorable Federal Judges who protect Our IRS etc., have round-the-clock SS (Secret Sex Service) protection: Especially our highly placed, ensconced jewish ruling overseers. We all know – and accept – jews need and deserve more protection than regular people.

Good job, boys!

February 15, 2015

50 Shades of Gray: Reviews of Movies I’ll Never See

by Firepower

Being Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith’s Daughter IS HARD! Or, at least it makes ME so…

50 Sades of Grey?

Let me guess – here’s how it plays out: Perfect 10 co-ed-cutie in college “for journalism” can only get “work” in a hardware store tries valiantly to preserve her cherry from randy billionaire chasing her, thus proving wimminz iz liberated an stuff! and that Feminist Logic (and stuff) trumps a big wallet.

Yep. A 10 who….works at a hardware store. No incredulity in that, nope – no sirree.  This proves to all the feminazi cunts who protested the VH-1 Mystery Pick-Up Artist series that Game does not work if you’re a hunky Manhattan (I’m guessing) billionaire.  Wonder what the little lady saw in Mega-Dude.

You’ve come a long way, baby.

January 30, 2015

Reviews of Movies…I’ll Never See: Murkan Sniper

by Firepower

Greg Marra Chris Kyle Statue 2Ok, in my prediction, here’s how the flick goes down: Simple hillbilly with knack for marksmanship trades lifetime of driving forklifts at local Wal-Mart for glory as Uncle Beast’s bestest-ever triggerman.

Along the way,  he finds trooluv with his “amazing” hick princess & high school sweetheart, Martha-Rae-Billyjean, blue-eyed baby queen.  After they pop out a few future cannonfodder pups, he suddenly “haz him uh change o’ heart” then squirts a few for the camera. The retarded clodhopper, Screaming Eagle – Lone Wolf Twitter avatar crowd in the seats go wild when Our Hero entertainingly opens a few dozen more muzzi~haids in a spray of CGI ketchup – all for that drooling hayseed audience cheersquad sporting huge boners in their overalls.

Blo-Reilly orgasms dusty loads in his custom $2200 Manhattan-tailored pants for this movie: Hey, every conservitard and their precious fam staying 100 miles far, far away from the enlistment center do – because when they gets ta wavin’ thet~thar flag thingy, be sure it’s you they see taking a bullet from….

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