Wanna Get Paid to Steal Cars…Legally?

by Ryu

The UCR is the FBI’s uniform crime report. It is a collection of statistics detailing 8 crimes: homicide, burglary, assault, larceny, rape, arson, grand theft auto, and robbery. For each of these crimes, there are pro-system jobs that allow breaking that law.

Cops and soldiers are allowed to kill and assault.

CIA and FBI agents are allowed to steal and break into homes.

Torturers use rape and sexual assault as tools during interrogations at Guantanamo Bay and at CIA black sites.

Repo men, who work for the banks, are allowed to commit grand theft auto on a daily basis.

Each and every law the system creates has an exception, a loophole. The activity is not illegal if….….. committed by a system agent.

The difference is – they do it with permission. Usually a crime is 1% action 99% planning and escape. System agents specialize on the 1% and have no experience with the rest.

10 Comments to “Wanna Get Paid to Steal Cars…Legally?”

  1. Reminds me of that paper could could get from the gov’t that allowed you to be a legal pirate. Drake got that from Elizabeth, I think. Of course, he had to share the goodies he grabbed.

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