
One Clitoris, hold the testicles: No thanks
Most of pua is over-elaborate bullshit conveyed to hide that fact in fathoms of flowery, new words. Simplicity (at first) was what made Mystery Method and Cocky/Funny. I get sent tons of articles and read them all, but some stand out.
First off: The asides. Note how the brain-damaged Journo-loids mistakenly describe Pink “Alpha” when she’s the fugly who willingly spreads to be used like a spittoon by her Hot Model MotoCross Biker SuperStar Celebrity “Hubby.” See also, April Lavigne. If the New York Times is clearly run by idiots, imagine the dregs at Glamour.
So again, we see ‘grecycling: The International Digital Times tells us what Glamour said. Online.
Pink was bangable for about 4 months when she was 16, now…not so much. Aerobics mixed with Roids become Aeroids. Pounding a dude with stretchmarks from getting knocked-up twice by her ‘shbag bikey b/f – who she won’t stfu about – ain’t for me. Corey IS Alpha.
Proof:
“Joey Fatone was in love with me. He took me to Friendly’s on a date, and he bought me an ice cream. Such a sweetheart. He asked my dad’s permission,” she said.
When prodded further, Pink elaborated on her sex life and her on-again, off-again relationship with motocross superstar Carey Hart. She said that after all the breakups and separations, it was difficult for her to view her relationship with Carey Hart as “good” despite continuously returning to his side.
Emphases, mine. Joey was in NSYNC, at the time the biggest deal in the world. Did Pink fuck him? Nah.
Joey is a “mega-super-star” who is In Love polite. Joey asks Dad if he may take Kitten for ice cream; the only thing missing is a straw hat and a calliope. Hart, a tattooed douchebag she continually hops on for yet another make-up sex dickride.
There you go. Be the Hart, not the Fatone.

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