[ed note: I must complete this article. It’s been sitting in my draft file since the first month Eradica began. Fellow bloggers are dropping like flies this week. meh. This week was the long-expected Lord’s Winnowing of the Chaff. Obama got reelected – folks got dejected. Pure Obamanxiety…FemmyMen distraught by His re-ascension to His Throne on Earth – the same old raspy gripe as Why the Men’s Rights Movement WILL Fail and the Hierarchy of Blogging, linked below.]
I can think of no fitter (or amusing) punishment than to write a thousand posts – for free – then see nothing productive actually come out of them: Fantastical Delusions of your “personal influence” most certainly do not count. et tu, roissy? rooshie? Firepower.
…”negro” when writing about the rascally gang o’ guys (racial descriptors not provided) who raped your girl, mother (and you) in The Sophisticated Urban City you cling to. That’s a Firing Offense – boy!
Tuck n ‘ Rich serve up the recycled crap, while Piggi daydreams of ‘grecycling it, escaping That Deadend Job…while serving Rich his Garden Salad at Table #5:
Images of Tucker
Images of Buchanan
Ten years ago Americans were warned about allowing their kids to breast feed until 13. I showed this image (at left) to an 80-ish granny. No wonder kids are such wimps – they don’t ever get off the tit, said she. Out of the mouths of babes…
You saw warnings 30 years ago. That went unheeded all the way to Bill Xlinton’s Oval Office Cum Shots and The Little Darlings took note: Now, those kids are the bloggers.
So are Gen/ADD kids. The proud 21st place T-Ball Generation. They’re also the audience. Each a Special Snowflake grating at not being Special among NINE HUNDRED MILLION USA bloggers. The kids that wrote papers with online cut n’ paste – that was branded “cheating” once. Now, they utilize their classroom tricks to appear vital to their hitcounter. Imagine The Tit Kid’s blog when he gets off his ass to write one.
Kids that were 9 when Mystery first published Mystery Method copy his stuff like it’s new, regurgitate it on a website and the dimmed yokels go “wow-trulyamazing awesome!” Readers are re-astounded at the same shit amazing them in 2004. One day, flashlights will equally dazzle those natives.
Grow up: ‘gecyclers aren’t limited to political copycatting, – it’s dominant in the illiterate PUA and MOS blogs that Jenibear used to trash. “Oooh! Cat String Theory! Whatta Bold NEW Concept!” Repackaging old ideas to lure a new audience is the quickest way to crumble your existing, stultified audience. Especially among the limited topics purloined by this week’s latest blogging casualties. You never heard of 300 copycat Pawn Shop Shows? No? How about 3000 Reality Show Retreads. Same applies to BlogWorld 2000…
Blogging is just expanded commentary that really belongs AS A TINY COMMENT on a news article. A short letter to the editor. Most folks can’t keep it up. It’s like cum: You’re only born with a quart.
All the warnings of “Americans ARE Selfish” is seen daily in blogs. Endlessly repeating stuff they copied off someone else’s blog. passing it off as their own. Basking in sweet sweet 15 Minute Fame. It’s putting lipstick on a pig – lipstick, on a corpse.
Most foist opinion-bloggery as useful as…the 40,000,000th review on Jack Daniels. Who truly cares what you think about Jack Daniels – or The Latest Outrage! – just drink Jack or read about it FOR YOURSELF instead of being spoonfed ideas from ‘grecycling morons. The Greatest Country In The World!® already knows Jack. Pun intended or not.
It’s not that what bloggers write that is wrong – I agree with most of it. I agreed with it anyway – when Ann Coulter wrote about it before. It’s how they proceed with “motivating” people that is the utter failure. They do not understand nor wish to comprehend that motivating people is not the same as cultivating an audience mainly for the selfish motive of popularity – their real motivator. Blogging should* be like politics was once envisioned: A part-time application of community service. Not a lifetime career.
Besides, bloggery can no longer be a career when people refuse motivation. More on that, in Part II
When good bloggers leave, they inadvertently leave the field to the ‘grecyclers. Like dysentery diarrhea, the turds push out and displace the nutrients. Truly original writers are to be cherished, but in a rapidly stupefying west, they are scribes in post-collapse Rome on the verge of likewise, rapidly departing for mountain monasteries.
*Men’s Rights “Activists” – note proper usage of word “should”