Jester? Clown of Evil? Cartoon of Satan? Son of Jesus?? Many love him. Some, hate him… Some… just plainly don’t understand him or get it. Some say he fucks Hot Girl Newspaper Reporters. Congress and MainStream Media may have monopolized evil clowns, but there’s a new one born every minute.
I’ve been acquainted with Politically Correct Liberal (PCL) for quite a while and know how they operate. I’ve seen them work. I’m unsure if they’re jester or anarchist – or anti-Christ – but we could use all three. Besides, Great Books For Men! made a splashy fortune from pandering to roissy… and GBFM is prolix and incoherent. PCL is succinct, like a dagger. The roissy seems to have a thing for this stuff. I’m sure heartistes will quickly glom on to digging PCL – and with his Mighty BlogHitz, another Invincible New Wave of Conservatism shall ring in victory during the next election, just like the last. Then again, I hear roissy is a one-woman man and devoted b/f, so may not have time to venture out to find strange. Loyalty, is a Good Thing.
PCL is my main source for Detroit news, because unlike some other bloggers, they actually live there and don’t need the cachet of safe, fake e-slumming in america’s vilest-violent shithole speculating on “what” made Deetroitz so gosh-awful naughty. I get the impression PCL is actually violent from living in such a place; after all, our most tender, sensitive ghetto children are justified if driven to violence by The Man. If a nation, like an addict, requires hitting rock-bottom for “salvation” despite many, less painless alternatives – so be it. That addict nation must be stupid. Hell, I hear even “Detroit News” reporters all live 34 miles away in posh suburbs.
I’m sure that after I write my typical over-generous introduction, they’ll disappear like the other Brave Writers with “so much to say!” The bravest of these, heresybold made a March to the Rear after a withering 3-minute assault from The Invincible Tagteam Patn’ Cam™ who prove countless times they scare me half to death with Pouty Stuka Minuets; gracious!
So, now Hershy labors fruitfully on his 400,000th post at AmRen extolling the evils of Derb’s Firing – the single greatest event ever to hit Conservatism. Several of his essay’s (I’m told of-bold) were masterpieces, yet I just can’t sift through the other 40 million haystacks to find them in the archives. I prefer Politically Correct Liberal’s inadvertent revelations in the Gemstone Series: “Liberals ARE The Kind of People Who…” Check them out under “LATKOP” in the archives/categories search.
I truly – truly and deeply – apologize for neglecting these introductions and in the spirit of The New Year want to wish those recipients (and especially PCL) a hearty fuck you – and get your elfin asses back to writery in Santa Clausepower’s Slaveshop.
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